Oral sex is the most satisfying way to make it happen.
And here's how you do it.
Always kiss first, guys. It's a method of training us, and making your job easier.
When we hear that sound, we get wet and start preparing OURSELVES mentally. Now, don't get carried away–we're the queens of faking. We know the difference, but a soft kissing noise and maybe even a very low growl of anticipation is just perfect. It makes us relax, a state no female orgasm happens without, but it also makes us think:
"Aww... See, that's why I let him have a quickie every morning and fake it. Because at night, he sees to MY needs."
That's a woman who will NOT cheat, gentlemen.
Do you have to go down on her? It tastes awful!
No shit, Sherlock. Ever hear this?
"Mmm... You taste good!"
What a load. A penis taste like a penis, unless it's smeared in chocolate. And then it taste like a chocolate cone we can't bite until we swallow a layer and then it's just penis again. Sweaty, been inside your pants all day, hasn't even been wiped after pissing and you want me to put it in my mouth? After having your lint-ridden, pissy flesh exploding in there, you have the nerve to whine? Please do us all a favor and picture it the other way around. Now think about eating.
Oral sex does not taste good. We don't do it for that reason, anyway. We do it out of a loving kindness and a slightly twisted sense of excitement because sex is so taboo. When she says you taste good, she's triggering your erotic mental zones to help you cum so she can slip off to the bathroom. Another words, words are used by women to get it over with quicker.
Why is it so hard to do the same for her? Learn to breathe through your mouth and nose like we do, make some noises that appear you enjoy it, and USE YOUR HANDS to help it along.. If you want more oral sex, you have to GIVE IT.
How?
Not a clue, right? Root down in there, shove the tongue around a lot and hope.
Sigh. Remember lie #3?
1.) Kissing 101–Lick, honey. Like you're tasting the best damn ice cream on the planet, but it's so cold, you can only handle a little at a time.
2.) Then suckle, like the balloon might pop if you apply too much pressure.
3.) Alternate those two until she's dripping, then gently insert the tip of a finger. The first knuckle at most to start with (Less than half an inch for anal is better for women who haven't done it or claim not to like it. Most women simply haven't been introduced to it correctly.)
4.) The finger motion is so slow that you couldn't possibly dance to it. NEVER go in further than the second knuckle. 95% of women prefer anything going in that far to be doctor-related or a stiff penis/vibrator. Nothing else.
5.) Lick, suckle, in and out. (To the beat of her favorite song will score you points.) When you feel those vaginal muscles clamping down on that one finger, she's getting close to orgasm. We strain for it–usually because of the limited amount of time we get to achieve. Often toes will curl, legs will clench, and the pulse in the ankle will be pounding–all things you can monitor WHILE pleasing her.
6.) When she arches, only suckle. Same strength usually works, though most men seem to think that means it's time to bury their face in it and see if the spine really can be sucked out through a straw. Ease up. The clit has DOUBLE the nerve ending of a penis and we get extremely sore, very fast.
7.) Ride out the wave. When you jerk away, smear your face across your sleeve and mount-up, it ruins what could have been perfect. Keep suckling gently until the shudders and clenches have faded to at least five seconds apart. Then use the sheet she's laying on, while she recovers. A smart man will keep a halls cough drop by the bed, or something similar. You won't have to stop for a drink, and she won't lose that sweetly pleased feel.
8.) Have your way, knowing she's satisfied. And like with the fingering, she may even fake a second orgasm just to make sure you're as pleased as she is. I always do.
What if you just can't do it, no matter how hard you try? The gagging ruins it every time.
1.) Take a stomach control medicine and eat 2 halls cherry cough drops.
2.) Now try again. Real men don't EVER quit trying to please us.
She didn't cum
Did you give up, then? She's expecting you to. She wasn't able to rech that happy place, you got upset, and now there's a cold silence.
Your should have thought back to lie# 4-Fingering. The combination of oral and fingering is incredible to a woman. Try again.
Still didn't cum and I'm getting annoyed
Then you're not ready for this. You haven't seen to her other needs and they're interfearing. Here are the biggest things that stop a female orgasm
1.) Self-conscious.
We know the taste sucks. We know we're not a supermodel. We know you'd rather be fucking. We know we're flawed and this is a moment when we have to let those defenses down. It's not easy to do.
Solution?
Conversation a couple days before the next attempt and effort. Set up room this time, make sure she has a sheet she can pull over herself, show her the cough drops to account for taste, and assure her that it turns you on.
It doesn't? Then you need to FAKE IT. Run those forbidden fantasies through your head and get hard against her leg. We'd do it for you.
2.)Privacy
We don't want anyone else to know the things we enjoy in bed. You guys brag, we collect the images.
Solution?
Make sure no one else can see or hear, unless you KNOW she likes that sort of thing. Even thin apartment walls can hurt your effort. Send the kids to school, turn up the music, and close those blinds, guys.
3.) Your reaction.
If you stop to cough, gag, sneeze, scratch, pick you ass or anything else, the mood is totally shot.
Solution?
You already know. Account for it and adapt. Cough drops, candy, ice. Use your big brain.
4.) Don't know what to do.
Most men don't understand that we want exactly what you do.
Solution?
Follow the steps above, and then carefully explore what worked and expand on it.
5.)He gets impatient and stops too soon or changes that sweet rhythm
The solution is self explanatory.
Conclusion:
Use that clit. It's your way into more oral sex and intercourse. A women who gets suckled a few nights a week will cook and clean, care for kids and do your errands without a complaint, even when you screw up. All you have to do is make sure that she cums, too.
